The Last Exit Show
2012 - 2018
Episode 108: Roadside Burgers And Small Town Cults.
Episode 107: Star Wars Last Jedi Oscar Screener HDRip.
Episode 106: The Bleeding Edge Of Science.
Episode 105: Temporal Dislocation.
Episode 104: Ordinary Fuckin’ People.
Episode 103: It Is Happening Again.
Episode 102: Stealing Time.
Special Recording: Space Fight.
Episode 101: Distance.
Episode 100: Rock And Roll Will Stand.
Episode 99: Ripped Up History.
Episode 98: Things That Don’t Happen.
Episode 97: Where Was I?
Episode 96: Dreams.
Episode 95: Vanity.
Episode 94: Road Stories.
Episode 93: Slipshod Salvation.
Episode 92: The Fog.
Episode 91: Pals.
Episode 90: Trouble.
Episode 89: American Myth.
Episode 88: Poor Boys.
Episode 87: A Torture.
Special Recording: Kaleb Stares At The Void, No. 3.
Episode 86: Resolutions.
Special Recording: Kaleb Stares At The Void, No. 2.
Episode 85: Out Here.
Episode 84: Assimilation.
Episode 83: Mars.
Special Recording: Kaleb Reads A Short Story.
Special Recording: Kaleb Stares At The Void, No. 1.
Episode 82: Tell The Truth.
Episode 81: Dead End.
Episode 80: Lies.
Episode 79: Brief Encounter.
Episode 78: Poetry.
Episode 77: Your Ego Will Consume You.
Episode 76: Prison.
Episode 75: Amen Road.
Episode 74: Ready For The Winter.
Episode 73: Intrusive Thoughts.
Episode 72: Oil.
Episode 71: Buying A House.
Episode 70: Dead Legends.
Episode 69: A Misunderstanding.
Episode 68: Stop Sweating.
Episode 67: Betrayers.
Episode 66: Plans.
Episode 65: Caught The Westbound.
Episode 64: Preaching Sin.
Episode 63: “godnotreal.”
Episode 62: West Roanoke
Episode 61: All That You Love Will Be Carried Away.
Episode 60: Stab Him.
Episode 59: All This Cosmic Horror.
Episode 58: News Paper Man.
Episode 57: Real Detectives.
Episode 56: Wrong Side Of Town.
Episode 55: Fightin Club.
Episode 54: A Real Sinner.
August 5, 2014
Russian UFOs, English theatre, Friday the 13th, American cop shows - par for the course, really.
Episode 53: Alone In The Wilderness.
August 5, 2014
Kaleb's Johnny Depp impression, aimless bullshitting about cop shows, and James does a bad thing in London. Bonus: a few minutes of Kaleb trying and failing to host the show alone.
Episode 52: Talkin' Dylanologist Dirtbag Blues.
August 5, 2014
Kaleb and James dedicate an entire episode to their appreciation of Bob Dylan*. Features our top 50 BOB DYLAN songs, our top 50 BOB DYLAN interviews, and our countdown of the best BOB DYLAN influenced moments in pop culture.
*Haha, no.
Episode 51: Helicopter Murder.
August 5, 2014
The original episode description for this was too embarrassing to repurpose. We talked about Pete Seeger, who had recently died and Kaleb thought sounded too educated. We also talked about famous people who have killed people with helicopters. But in a funny way, not a libelous way.
Episode 50: Fuego D’Amor.
August 5, 2014
As a treat to themselves for the milestone fiftieth episode, your hosts drop the self-placed embargo on chatting about Johnny Cash and spend about fifty minutes on the Man In Black. Hopefully it will never happen again.
P.S. That picture up there is the first picture I ever took. It's in Tehachapi. Same place where our first 39 episodes are buried. You won't find them. They're too well hidden. There are no markers. There's no trail. Don't try.
Episode 49: The Enemies List.
August 5, 2014
Recapping the D*****t fiasco that seems it was only a dream and certainly, above all else, never happened.
Episode 48:
August 5, 2014
D*****t never happened. It does not exist. We at The Last Exit are totally confused about and alienated by what Kaleb was ever talking about. Ignore any mentions of it, so that it might die.
Also, 2013 in review.
Episode 47: The Liars Are Coming.
August 5, 2014
A new year*. A new season. Discussion about the holiday season and those post-apocalypse southern gothic D*****t cartoons S***t A***s has been doing. Not Kaleb. S***t A***s.**
*Here, we meant 2014. This year. Not a new year anymore. It's over halfway over, actually. We weren't expecting this show to ever be reposted in August.
**All references to the content in question have been censored, because none of this ever happened, to the best of our knowledge. You'd be wise to turn around and just go on back to your house and forget you ever heard any of this stuff, alright? Go home.
Episode 46: If We Make It Through December.
August 5, 2014
A very special* feature-length episode. Kaleb and James look at Christmas films, Christmas songs, Christmas doom, and Frank Black.
*Here, "very special" means "we both thought it was cowardly to take a week off for the holidays." It is not a declaration of quality or even novelty.
Episode 45: The Story Of The Killer.
August 5, 2014
I think this is the episode where Kaleb read Nick Tosches' Hellfire and couldn't shut up about it for so much as one second. The Last Exit Show hates real killers and we would certainly never tell a story about one. Nobody likes that kind of thing.
Episode 44: You Don’t Belong Here.
August 5, 2014
Damn it, the episode description to this one was just me asking people to pay for an eventual Libsyn subscription. I'll come back to it later this week. I swear I'll come back to it and fix this. (I probably won't.)
Episode 43: Don’t Forget The Motor City.
Tue, 5 August 2014
I'm going to recycle the podomatic episode descriptions even when it's embarrassing. This one is embarrassing because "ennui" is a pretentious word.
Thanksgiving.
California ennui.
General misery.
Episode 42: Hate.
August 5, 2014
Kaleb has the flu but decides to record anyway. Discussion topics include the sickbed of David Letterman, all-nighters, and hate.
Episode 41: Days Is Gone.
August 5, 2014
Originally aired around Halloween, 2013.
Lou Reed dies. Kaleb's grandmother dies and he really gets it all out there, really uses the podcast as therapy, right? Catharsis or whatever? Very sad thing. Some talk about Halloween, as well.
Episode 40: Burn My Body And Destroy My Home
August 5, 2014
This was originally recorded in late 2013.
Kaleb talks about fire and James talks about rain. Willie Nelson comes up, as he will continue to do.
James does a sketch where the hosts play old-time radio newsmen.
Kaleb talks about Lonesome Dove, which he was just discovering somehow.
Tue, 5 August 2014
This is The Last Exit Show.
We're a comedy podcast. The comedy podcast for you to stagger into after all the reputable comedy podcasts have closed, where improv kids are regarded with deep skepticism and happy people are banned outright.
We talk, we do sketches, we try to be funny sometimes but we don't force it when we have something interesting to say, and we've been doing it awhile. This episode is for people just discovering the show on Libsyn. It's also a way to hunker down and get nostalgic if you've been listening for a long time. There are a few of you, and I can prove it.
It's not our first episode, of course. How insane would that be, to preserve our first episode for the whole world to see? It was probably just a collection of "umms" and ironic belligerence. Besides, it's gone. I threw it away. It's buried six feet underground in a train yard in Tehachapi.
Our archive, such as it is, starts at episode 40. Episode 40 is when we found an EQ method we were content with, had pop screens, real mics, and consistent volume leveling. Before that, there were usually audio problems that we blindly tolerated because we had no idea the show would survive this long. Maybe someday we'll do a "best of the first 40," but you don't need to hear the whole thing, unedited.
Episode 40 is the first episode we don't have to apologize for. Much. So it's the first episode you'll be hearing after this. I hope you enjoy. We put a lot of work into it. Tell your friends. Subscribe on iTunes when that feature becomes available.
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Good night. Come on back next week. We air on Saturdays.